# A song about me

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Posted by Alex Bergh on December 01, 1999 at 10:40:53:

To Alex us here in musical heaven have composed you a little song:

(CHORUS)

"Fat kid on the block he's got no mates
And he likes to do his brother & his mother
He is so very fat
And he likes to watch Postman Pat
With his bloomers for boxers
For Boxers"

(Verse 1)

"Alex is a fat dick
He sucks on his mums prick
He goes down to MCdonalds to eat
He is just pure meat
He does all the boys
Using kinky sex toys"

(CHORUS)

(Verse 2)

"Alex is a tub of lard
He gives it to his dad hard
He's got no mates
So thats why he masterbates
His mum is such a slut
He prefers Pizza Hut"

(CHORUS)

(Verse 3)

"He likes to wear his mums lippy
Before going to the chippy
He Has such a fat head
He likes to do his Ted
His mum is such a ming
Alex is the Burger King"

(CHORUS)

(Verse 4)

"He is such a big pig
His dad wears a wig
His breast size is Double D
He finds it hard to do a wee
When Alex takes a log
He absolutley blocks the bog"

(CHORUS)

(CHORUS fading off)

This song was brought to U by Lard & Catnip Productions

copyright © Lardarse enterprises 1999

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: To Alex us here in musical heaven have composed you a little song: : (CHORUS) : "Fat kid on the block he's got no mates : And he likes to do his brother & his mother : He is so very fat : And he likes to watch Postman Pat : With his bloomers for boxers : For Boxers" : (Verse 1) : "Alex is a fat dick : He sucks on his mums prick : He goes down to MCdonalds to eat : He is just pure meat : He does all the boys : Using kinky sex toys" : (CHORUS) : (Verse 2) : "Alex is a tub of lard : He gives it to his dad hard : He's got no mates : So thats why he masterbates : His mum is such a slut : He prefers Pizza Hut" : (CHORUS) : (Verse 3) : "He likes to wear his mums lippy : Before going to the chippy : He Has such a fat head : He likes to do his Ted : His mum is such a ming : Alex is the Burger King" : (CHORUS) : (Verse 4) : "He is such a big pig : His dad wears a wig : His breast size is Double D : He finds it hard to do a wee : When Alex takes a log : He absolutley blocks the bog" : (CHORUS) : (CHORUS fading off) : This song was brought to U by Lard & Catnip Productions : copyright © Lardarse enterprises 1999

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